Dirty English Boy

Here's a very interesting poem/song about Rob, and also a video :D

Dirty English Boy 

By Suzanne

I see you in the movies 

I see you on the Telly

I see you on my PC 

and you turn me into jelly 

You should be illegal, you rock me 

You dirty English boy 

When I see your bedroom eyes 

I turn into a puddle 

When I see your bedroom lips

Don't care about the stubble

You make me insane, you rock me 

You dirty English boy 

I want to be that cigarette 

You hold between your lips 

I want to be those worn jeans 

That wrap around your hips 

You set me on fire, you rock me 

You dirty English boy 

I don't understand this 

I feel I'm on fire 

You've created a monster 

And I'm flaming with desire 

I want you yesterday, you rock me 

You dirty English boy

Your voice as smooth as velvet

It melts me into butter

But if I were to meet you

All I would do is stutter

You have me by the heartstrings, You rock me

You dirty English Boy

Source: Pillow Biters, YouTube